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Walking into Mordor
Monday morning proofs kill me

snizzydoesit:

tiaroar:

kinghuevos:

klk-td:

The game all kids wanted

Whoever wanted Jumanji aint watch the movie. I’m good.

Lmfao

I got that bitch for Christmas one year and it STAYED in the plastic 

sherlocked-with-thebeatles:

owlwithafeatherboa:

roadkill-dreamcatcher:

      assassinslover:

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

image

Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow

That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!

that’s what happened in budapest. 

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This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless; the people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies, or parrots, we have…dragons.
cognitivedissonance:

ohmy-gingersnaps:

This gif has increased my level of happiness exponentially. The more I watch it, the happier I get. 

Your cute cat of the day

bryankonietzko:

Two of my favorite people.
oreides:

birdsarelikeawesomeman:

The more I watch the funnier it gets
junikorn:

Party hard

I was tagged by Mary 

Sorry i’m too lazy to tag anyone else 

BASICS

► Name ➔ Alex
► Birth place ➔ London, United Kingdom
► Where Do I live ➔ I’m at Uni so currently in Nottingham
► Hair color ➔ Blonde
► Eye Color ➔ Grey
► Gender ➔ Female
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty
► Single or taken? ➔ Taken
► Happy? ➔ Yus

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love ➔ Nope
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Nope
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Me
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Don’t think so
► Are you afraid of commitments? ➔ Terrified
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Hugged so many people in the last week 
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Lel no
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Errm wut?
► Do you usually spend Valentine’s Day alone? ➔ I don’t celebrate valentines so yeah i guess.
► Short or long-term relationships? ➔ Long term, why enter something you don’t think will last?

TEN CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ Love
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Iced tea 
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Dogs
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ few best friends
► Television or internet ➔ Internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Pepsi
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Both
► Day or night ➔ Night
► Text or Call ➔ Text, i hate phone calls

TEN HAVE YOU EVER

► Been caught sneaking out? ➔ I’ve never been caught…
► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ So so so many times
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yes
► Prank called a store? ➔ Nope
► Skipped school? ➔ Yes once
► Wanted to disappear? ➔ A lot
► Spent all your money? ➔ On concert tickets mainly
► Met a celebrity? ➔ Yeee
► Been really ill? ➔ Yes, died came back to life i’m basically jesus
► Gotten high? ➔ I tried but it didn’t work 

TEN PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ Both
► Light or dark hair ➔ Either
► Shorter or taller ➔ Taller 
► Hook-up or relationship ➔ Relationship
► Funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ Funny and Poor
► Mac or PC? ➔ Either or tbh 
► Chapstick or lipstick? ➔ Chapstick 
► City or country? ➔ Suburb, i like best of both
► Driving or walking? ➔ Driving, i’m a lazy shit

LASTS

► Last phone call? ➔ Bex 
► Last song you listened to? ➔ 30stm - The Kill
► Last thing you ate? ➔ Pasta
► Last thing you drank? ➔ Water
► Last place you were? ➔ Uni (still there though)
► Last picture taken? ➔ A snapchat to sally 
► Last outfit? ➔ Shorts and my Enter Shikari shirt
► Last purchase? ➔  Milk i think? Lel uni life is a riot

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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