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Walking into Mordor
So you like chemistry puns…

captainriz:

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(via kaminas-spirit)

saaunteredvaguelydownwards:

Every hero has a motive

whether it’s revenge

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money

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justice

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saving others

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but sometimes they just don’t give a single fuck

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(via wibblywobblymindpalace)

Selfies with bertie went well

linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

(via vodka-rivers)

I fell asleep mid conversation last night but I literally did nothing all day. What is my life?…

jaclcfrost:

do you know how difficult it is to feel secure in your looks and personality and overall self when absolutely no one has ever shown any interest in you whatsoever like yeah you shouldn’t base all of your self-confidence on other people but still there’s like always that irritating little voice inside of you that tells you that you’ve never been worth a second glance or getting to know for anyone and you can try to ignore it all you want but it’s still there

(via keepcalmanddream)

celestetsukino:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

It’s important to me.

fuck-life-im-becoming-a-nudist:

prettyfuckingay:

I just want to cuddle, make out, and get a lot of hickies

dontnoticeme

(via dontnoticeme)

frodothedodo:

lilyfanciesprongs:

staringdownhippogriffs:

sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight”

I think people just haven’t completely grasped the concept that Sirius Black is the biggest drama queen of all time

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TOO SOON YOU ASSHOLE 

(Source: lilevanses)

sedirktive:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTta just have casual conversations with me every day and flirt with me a little and put up with my bullshit. That’s literally all you have to do.

people like this should come with a warning

(via frodothedodo)

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

(via death-by-lulz)